I Love Jason McCann Because He Is A Corporate Man

"Jason McCann". A synonym for "creative". A metaphor for "inspired - and yet inspiring". A simile for "genius". A man who demands that I do slightly wrong things to grammar.

"Creative, inspired (and yet inspiring), and a genius." Think of those words, and a number of images will, I know, flash across your mind. Van Gogh sawing his ear off with a blunt Stanley knife. Shelley, Coleridge and Keats havin' it large in an opium den. Mozart, aged 2, simultaneously polishing off Die Zauberflöte and an apfelstrudel the size of a small dog. Stephen Hawkins multiplying some fractions. That sort of thing.

Jason McCann is one of these geniuses, but he has the kind of "added extra" that makes him special. Yes, he can sit in his office and come up with ideas all day long - really GOOD ideas, that people would like if they were people, and want to adopt if they were in a dog's home - but he can also wear a suit and talk to clients. In fact, you can take Jason McCann anywhere (apart from Le Faucon Bleu), and you can be guaranteed that he will never, ever let you down.

Yes. I love Jason McCann because he is a genius, but can be trusted not to cut his ear off in public. I love you, Jason McCann.