Here he is, Jason McCann. I love him so much. So very, very much. Why do I love him? Oh, so many reasons, with the first being only too clear for all to see: Jason McCann is very handsome. (I have only put a very small photograph of him up because it is extremely dangerous to make bigger pictures of him available to the general public.)
Jason's extraordinary beauty explains why he wears glasses. His glasses are (of course) very nice, and also very 'trendy'. Yes, they help him see, but they also serve another purpose: they mask his beauty a teeny-tiny bit. Not enough to make a significant reduction in his overall attractiveness, but enough (certainly) to take the overwhelming sheen away; the sheen that makes it difficult to hold face-to-face conversations with him. (I don't know if Jason McCann likes Skype, but if he does - and if he uses it with a webcam - it could be very very dangerous and cause the internet to explode.)
I carry a photograph of Jason McCann (like the one above) in my pocket, and when I am feeling sad about for e.g. polar bears and/or tiny kittens with only three legs, I get it out and look at him. And then - to quote The Sound of Music - I feel like a "drop of golden sun" has shone upon me - a "drop of golden sun" made out of the pure, 100% gold handsomeness of Jason McCann.
Coming soon: I Love Jason McCann Because Of His Clothes
Boy am I ever annoyed with this. That was actually going to be the subject of my blog damn it! Although I would have made this post about how sexy Jason McCann is. Food for thought, you might want to cover that in your next post...
ReplyDeleteI see what you mean, but the problem is that you can't use the word "sex" in the same sentence as "Jason McCann". It'd be like using the word "sex" in the same sentence as "beautiful puppies".
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